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Very strange!
Naturally, I picture Franz Kafka selling condo's in south Miami.
I picture him in black and white because I have only seen black and white photos of him.
This would contrast with the sunny bathing suite life style of South Miami
I try to imagine him "selling" me on the community
enumerating the many fine features of the condo
standing in an empty kitchen with a little folder making
a limp handed gesture towards the den, the eat in kitchen.
Reaching in the little folder to hand me warranty paper work
on the kitchen appliances. Calculating mortgage payments.
Oh my gosh look at Franz Kafka doing math!!!!!
Would he, could he refer to the condo as a burrow?
"I have re-financed this burrow and it seems to
be successful"
Now that would sell me.
But, even in my imagination I have no money, that's how poor I am.
So I would say.....
"Oh Franz, I don't have any money for a condo, I don't have money for rent. I am just so in love with you I had to come here and see you trying to sell condo's, how is your laryngeal tuberculosis? I thought it killed in in 1924. Are you back from the dead, have you been dead very long? How was being dead?"
Than I would probably through myself at him and he would reject me.
Or maybe not!
I cant even deal with thinking about that.
Oh Franz Kafka, you German real estate modernist you!
An imagination that knows no bounds! Turning what could have been an unappreciated opportunity for creativity into a story that twists and turns your brain into directions that are refreshingly spontaneous and unpredictable. It reads the way jazz sounds- with no lack of variety.
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