Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Franz Kafka Real estate agent
I was looking up Franz Kafka this website popped up. When I clicked on the site it sent me to a real estate agency selling condo's/ homes in Miami. I looked at the site hoping to find a picture of a real estate agent named Franz Kafka, but there is none. I looked for the name anywhere on the site. I left the site and typed in 'Franz Kafka Real estate" I cut and pasted what came up below........
by Daniel Hornek
standing in an empty kitchen with a little folder making
But, even in my imagination I have no money, that's how poor I am.
Miami Downtown Condos - Kafka-franz.com
www.kafka-franz.com/miami-downtown-condos.htm
Downtown Miami condos and the real estate market is an alternative to the most upscale cities in the world, Miami Downtown is located only minutes away from ...
Very strange!
Naturally, I picture Franz Kafka selling condo's in south Miami.
I picture him in black and white because I have only seen black and white photos of him.
This would contrast with the sunny bathing suite life style of South Miami
I try to imagine him "selling" me on the community
enumerating the many fine features of the condo
standing in an empty kitchen with a little folder making
a limp handed gesture towards the den, the eat in kitchen.
Reaching in the little folder to hand me warranty paper work
on the kitchen appliances. Calculating mortgage payments.
Oh my gosh look at Franz Kafka doing math!!!!!
Would he, could he refer to the condo as a burrow?
"I have re-financed this burrow and it seems to
be successful"
Now that would sell me.
But, even in my imagination I have no money, that's how poor I am.
So I would say.....
"Oh Franz, I don't have any money for a condo, I don't have money for rent. I am just so in love with you I had to come here and see you trying to sell condo's, how is your laryngeal tuberculosis? I thought it killed in in 1924. Are you back from the dead, have you been dead very long? How was being dead?"
Than I would probably through myself at him and he would reject me.
Or maybe not!
I cant even deal with thinking about that.
Oh Franz Kafka, you German real estate modernist you!
Thursday, October 24, 2013
"You want to go shopping big guy" The bare·ly concealed homoerotic pathos of family matters x-mas
Family matters Christmas episode.
Whilst wrapping presents with Karl Urkele convinces him to go to a gay night club called "the train" he entices him by asking
"You want to go shopping big guy?"
The next scene shows the two of them in a hot and sweaty night club packed with both woman and men! Karl is understandably upset.(He is mainly in to dudes) In the back ground in the next train car two men begin to violently make love to one another. The scene concludes with Karl Winslow saying" It is Christmas!" Than all the men and woman dog pile and began an orgy.
"Let's all take turns pounding your face with whatever object we have on hand'
one club attendee exclaims excitedly
Fun trivia fact this was the first prime time orgy and two of the participants contracted aids.
The next scene takes place in an abortion clinic at a support meeting for unwed mothers, a woman reads a case history of an incredibly successful adoption story that involves wrapping a baby in
rags and placing it in a manger.
Harriet, Karl's "wife" expresses concern to the group because her "husband" isn't there to celebrate Christmas (which they always do at the abortion clinic.) She gives a speech about how Christmas isn't about Christmas presents, its about hard core sex and spending time with your family.
The other members of the group express concern and support and assure her that "he isn't alone he is with...there is a long pause....Steve"
collectively the group says "ohhhh' and a laugh track kicks in.
Ha Ha says the laugh track
In spite of, or maybe, because of, the laugh track Harriet comes to terms with her husbands homosexuality. When he arrives she is relived and happy he is there to celebrate Christmas at the abortion clinic. Harriet inquires if Karl is okay. His response is
"I am more than okay-thanks to Steve!" and
"Harriet, I have invited Steve to spend the night"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyyGo5eCUmo
credits role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51sIqzEo7h4
A example of the covert homoerotic undertones of Family matters
Pizza was a symbolic representation of Karl's latent homosexuality. They could not refer to
homosexuality directly so "pizza" was used when they wanted to sneak around censorship and refer to anal sex/ male on male sex. This was common in the 1980's and 1990's
Karl's struggle to resist the "pizza" is a deeply moving interpretation
of a man struggling against himself against "pizza" homosexual sex/love
really ahead of its time. Brave scene!
Whilst wrapping presents with Karl Urkele convinces him to go to a gay night club called "the train" he entices him by asking
"You want to go shopping big guy?"
The next scene shows the two of them in a hot and sweaty night club packed with both woman and men! Karl is understandably upset.(He is mainly in to dudes) In the back ground in the next train car two men begin to violently make love to one another. The scene concludes with Karl Winslow saying" It is Christmas!" Than all the men and woman dog pile and began an orgy.
"Let's all take turns pounding your face with whatever object we have on hand'
one club attendee exclaims excitedly
Fun trivia fact this was the first prime time orgy and two of the participants contracted aids.
The next scene takes place in an abortion clinic at a support meeting for unwed mothers, a woman reads a case history of an incredibly successful adoption story that involves wrapping a baby in
rags and placing it in a manger.
Harriet, Karl's "wife" expresses concern to the group because her "husband" isn't there to celebrate Christmas (which they always do at the abortion clinic.) She gives a speech about how Christmas isn't about Christmas presents, its about hard core sex and spending time with your family.
The other members of the group express concern and support and assure her that "he isn't alone he is with...there is a long pause....Steve"
collectively the group says "ohhhh' and a laugh track kicks in.
Ha Ha says the laugh track
In spite of, or maybe, because of, the laugh track Harriet comes to terms with her husbands homosexuality. When he arrives she is relived and happy he is there to celebrate Christmas at the abortion clinic. Harriet inquires if Karl is okay. His response is
"I am more than okay-thanks to Steve!" and
"Harriet, I have invited Steve to spend the night"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyyGo5eCUmo
credits role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51sIqzEo7h4
A example of the covert homoerotic undertones of Family matters
Pizza was a symbolic representation of Karl's latent homosexuality. They could not refer to
homosexuality directly so "pizza" was used when they wanted to sneak around censorship and refer to anal sex/ male on male sex. This was common in the 1980's and 1990's
Karl's struggle to resist the "pizza" is a deeply moving interpretation
of a man struggling against himself against "pizza" homosexual sex/love
really ahead of its time. Brave scene!
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Sea Creature found
http://ktla.com/2013/10/14/18-foot-oarfish-found-on-catalina-amazes-scientists-campers/#axzz2hpd4zM
This was found near where I live
and swim
Sunday, October 13, 2013
favorite part of the 2nd post
My favorite part of the second post is
"out in the road stopping your punk ass, because those we escort will get to their destination safe."
aggressively ensuring some ones safety is funny to me................
I am trying to think of where a motorist and a biker would meet up and arrange an escort.
I picture the biker murmuring to a timid little man as he carries him. He inserts him into his car
through the window, the timid motorist hugs his neck and weeps
it is all very sad, maybe a little rain starts to fall
the biker says to him
"those we escort will get to their destination safe"
and than kisses him on the forehead gingerly pulls the motorists arms for around his neck
and forces his hands on the steering wheel and walks backwards into the forest
than a motor cycle is heard in the distance
"those we escort will get to their destination safe"
Amen, angry biker, Amen
"out in the road stopping your punk ass, because those we escort will get to their destination safe."
aggressively ensuring some ones safety is funny to me................
I am trying to think of where a motorist and a biker would meet up and arrange an escort.
I picture the biker murmuring to a timid little man as he carries him. He inserts him into his car
through the window, the timid motorist hugs his neck and weeps
it is all very sad, maybe a little rain starts to fall
the biker says to him
"those we escort will get to their destination safe"
and than kisses him on the forehead gingerly pulls the motorists arms for around his neck
and forces his hands on the steering wheel and walks backwards into the forest
than a motor cycle is heard in the distance
"those we escort will get to their destination safe"
Amen, angry biker, Amen
cragislilst posts that caught my attention
CL long island all personals rants & raves
vrhbv-4116344436@pers.craigslist.org
Live fast, Ride hard, fuck everyone's old lady and make sure you take some punk assholes to the grave with you. Life needs to be fun and exciting. Doesn't matter one bit if it's long or short, as long as it's not boring. If your corpse can make some pussies puke, all the better.
Posted: 2013-10-07, 11:58PM EDT
re:crotch rockets for life
Data Entry
this is like throwing up
I feel turned on
sexually by the phrase
this is like throwing up
I don't know why
I don't actually find vomit sensual in anyway
but the phrase "this is like throwing up"
turns me on
maybe it is the freedom
not that things are bad
not at all
I hear the waves on the shore and shouts coming in from the sea
and the boats
and the sound of me typing the clacking of keys
is profoundly satisfying
I can go so fast
when I don't give a shit
the swiftness of my typing
causes a dull ache to spread up my arm
nothing is that difficult but there is always
a slight discomfort
a slight modification of the flesh
to communicate to express
things must move around
adjust
they protest my typing muscles
they do not run this show
they are weak assholes that I will not obey.................
Friday, October 11, 2013
transcption of a phone call at the end of a poem about coffee and the end of smmer
I am poison
I am filled with poison
no, just coffee to much coffee
and lots of late nights
the summer is almost at an end
and I can not stand the thought
of it
the change in the air
the dry coolness that will mean another year has
passed
weather purgatory will set in
I will see the mainland much clearer
I am empty right now
the profound fulfillment of keyboarding
I love to go like this
the feel of the keyboard
C.S.R recording phone conversations
'I have an odd request"
'Ok"
"I need three rooms on September 6th"
"That will be tough, most hotels have a
two night minimum"
"I know"
"Try the hotel Macrae"
"My mom is to old"
"Try the pavilion dial 310 510 2000
that is their corporate head quarters
when the recording comes on to tell you that
they are closed push 2339 it should connect you"
'Thank You"
"My pleasure"
connect you connect you
I want to feel connected
to you
if just for
a second can you hear me typing as we are speaking?
no, you are talking to some one else in the room on your end
the sound of your voice makes me think of air conditioners and townhouses by the 405 freeway
and easy chairs and dim lights and oxygen tanks and I am glad I am not you
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Hurry Hurry the best is already leaving you
this is the very best the very height of experience
if you do not seize this you will regret it forever
forever is a long time
to not pass out samples of processed food
to not drive great distances
to convince strangers to eat something
they do not want
or did not know they wanted
to wear translucent unsympathetic
gloves
to feel impersonal rejection
in a constant flood of humanity
don't miss it
don't miss it
time is ending, folding, collapsing
forgetting you
a death whisper
the horror of regret
the tediousness of everlasting despair
Hurry Hurry it doesn't not get better than this
I move so fast. I am very swift
The velvet murderer is on to me
I need to move all the time
or he will catch me
I saw him jiggling and wiggling on the boat
like a boneless cat
so sweet
so gentle
so deadly
Everything around me is nervous
At night I dream of Idaho
I must keep moving
My head hurts and I am five o'clock lonely
There is a numbness where you use to be
There is affordable houseing in Idaho
I am hiding in the neighbors cat
I am a juggling otter!!
You want to get close to me
and that is my plan
I am something so achingly adorable that your
fingers seem to be made to touch
me
I will make you move to Idaho
the housing is affordable
this is all part of the plan
I am such a bad idea
I will get so close to you
you want me so bad
go to sleep you bad thing
nestle close to me and be happy
I burrow close
to your small beating heart
I lay my ear against it
This is what I have been waiting for!!!
I remove a thin elegant straw from my waistcoat
we are in Idaho
snow falling
I drive the straw into your heart
and sip your blood and
you want me too
you want it
want it
you hapless wasted bitch
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