How to make misreable, fun/ opening scene of a movie

 The causation of the writing of an article about a local point of interest.
Or,
How to make miserable fun and handle shit at the same time.( wink wink the  things that really need to be handled....................)

Opening scene: a naked woman sitting on the  floor of an empty apartment. Next to her is a fish bowl with a over sized sickly looking koi fish, she glances at the bowl again and again as she mumbles softly into a cell phone. 

The scene is viewed silently no noise than all at once, sound, and the camera zooms in on her mouth and hears her voice which is low, she is arguing with some one about dates and times she whispers ferociously into the phone..

"yes, but you said it would be Wednesday....now its Thursday, you are  so insensitive"

the camera backs out and the sound goes off again and than comes back on and the sound of a  frenzied desperate swimming  overwhelms the ear. 

that sound stops and normal audio begins to roll, whatever the normal sound that movies make

The naked woman stands up and speaks,  tossing the cell phone aside she says

"well, now all my dreams are dead I might at well write the newspaper article."